Which Lantern are you?



Of the Eight Lantern Corps, which one are you? To help us find out, several members have agreed to donate questions appropriate to determining which Corps. you belong in. Hope you end up in the one you want, but if not… well maybe you can take a page from the Guardian’s handbook; claim not to care

Even if you don't like or read Green Lantern, it's a general knowledge quiz, so anyone can do it.


1/ What is your favourite colour?

- Violet
-Yellow
- Green X
- Blue
-Indigo
- Orange
-Red
- None of the Above


No, that wasn’t really one of the questions, hopefully the quiz won’t be as simple. Fill it in anyway, it will serve to display which Corps. you would rather be in.


1/ You see a dead body on the ground. What do you do?

- Search the body for clues, alert the authorities, and try to find the murderer
- Take the body, and use it to try and decipher the future
- Take the body and hang it on your house
- Search the body for any belongings or valuables
- Search the body, and try to find someone who knows the victim so that you can express the bad news
- Quickly check the body for any signs of life
- Respectfully bury the body and mark their grave as best you can
- Walk on by as though you hadn’t noticed it

2/ Out of these, what would be your favourite/most tolerable film or television show?

- Spiderman (first film)
- Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni
- Alfred Hitchcock films
- Can’t Cook, Won’t Cook
- Kannazuki No Miko
- Angels and Demons
- Jesus (1999 telefilm)
- Political Science television

3/ If you were in a fight with someone, how would you go about fighting them?

- Try and try to win, no matter how big or strong the opponent is
- Tear the opponent limb from limb, without mercy
- Try to psyche out the opponent, and kick them when they’re down
- Beat the opponent up, and take their lunch money
- Try to sweet talk the opponent into a false sense of security
- Try to dodge hits and cherish the thought that he might not hit you
- Offer the opponent kindness, and perhaps they won’t want to fight at all
- Stare impassively at the opponent and do nothing until they go away

4/ A friend’s pet has just died after having it since they were a kid, and you’re consoling them because they’re crying...

- You tell them that the pet had a long and happy life, and that the pet wouldn’t want your friend to cry over its demise
- Perform an autopsy to see what the cause of death was
- Tell them stories about how the ghost of the pet will come back to haunt them if they don’t stop crying about it
- Tell the friend that you will go with them to a pet store to get a replacement, perhaps they could even get two, one of which you would be happy to take care of.
- Admit your feelings to the friend at last, as the pet had always been a block in the relationship the two of you might have had.
- Tell them that the pet had gone on to a better place, and that you pray that one day the friend can learn to let go.
- Sympathise with your friend, and try to bear a part of their burden with them.
- Stand up and walk away, leaving the friend to cry alone.

5/ You’re reading a comic, and the villain has just captured the hero’s lover and is holding them hostage. What do you think will happen next?

- The Hero will fight, and eventually defeat the villain no matter what.
- The hero’s lover will be killed, and the hero will kill the villain horribly in cold blood for it.
- The Villain will tell the hero their plans for horrific conquest, and the hero will retort with an icy reply that will unnerve the villain.
- You don’t know what will happen next, because you’re too busy eying the next issue clutched in the hands of the person sitting opposite you.
- The Hero will try to reach their lover, but the lover will be struck down just before the hero reaches them. There follows a lot of angst.
- You don’t know what will happen, so you turn the page, expectantly, wondering if anyone else is getting as excited.
- You don’t know, but you wonder how the lover is feeling at this point.
- You don’t much care, and turn the page and find out that the villain is shot by the hero’s trusted anti-hero friend and the day is saved. You put the comic down and walk away without a word.

6/ You are on the internet, and you feel like Role Playing on a MMORPG. What kind of character will you be?

- A courageous hero of unlimited gallantry and resourcefulness.
- A malevolent brute that simply tears its way through anything and everything
- A Sinister mastermind who talks smoothly and tries at every turn to intimidate other people
- You make any character, you merely wish to download spyware onto other people’s computers
- An enticing succubus of a character
- A deeply religious character who raises the moral of all around them
- A buffer who can heal and raise allied stats
- You can’t be bothered to play

7/ You look out of the window and see the sun setting, how do you react?

- You smile, and reflect that the day was great, and that the next day will be better.
- You remember that you forgot to kill the mice in your basement, and take out your irritation by noticing that the sky looks like blood and melted cheese. You then frown and wonder where that came from.
- You grin in anticipation of the night, when you will put on a trench coat, and walk around the streets menacingly.
- You plot your next burglary into the house in the next street.
- You sigh, as you think about how your girlfriend/boyfriend liked/likes to watch the sun set with you.
- You look forward to what you believe will be a good day tomorrow, and consider spending it with friends and loved ones.
- You hope that all of your friends and loved ones are okay, and that they’re enjoying the sunset as much as you are.
- You ponder the sight for a moment, then shrug and continue to watch television

8/ You get a call from a company who keeps trying to sell you stuff. You’ve told them you don’t want anything, but they keep doing it anyway. What do you do?

- Put the phone down, and go back to what you were doing
- Yell at them angrily, and plot their painful deaths if they ever do it again
- Tell them you know where they live.
- You also make a living trying to sell things, so you try to counter sell them stuff.
- You find that the person you’re talking to sounds like a nice person, so you strike up a conversation, and try to get their number.
- Politely decline, put the phone down, and continue reading with the thought that you might finish it before they call again
- Try to see things fro their point of view, and buy something from them
- Listen to their pitch, and put the phone down without replying.

9/ Your favourite item out of the following is…

- A police badge
- A skull
- A jacket that has a suspiciously gun-shaped bulge in it
- You can’t decide
- The pink shell you found on the beach
- A packet of sweets that you can share with other people.
- The bed in which sick people you are caring for sleep.
- You can’t think of anything.




Basically, unless you’ve cheated and looked down here already, in which case you’ll be able to pick the questions that’ll get you in the Corps you want, these are your results.

If you picked the first answer most, you belong in the Green Lantern Corps

If you picked the second answer the most, you belong with the Red Lanterns

If you picked the third the most, you belong with the Sinestro Corps.

If you picked the fourth the most, you’re an Orange Lantern, which means you’re dead

If you picked the fifth the most, you’re a Star Sapphire, I hope you like pink.

If you picked the sixth the most, then you’re a Blue Lantern

If you picked the seventh the most, you’re an Indigo Lantern, and you’re a caring person, yay.

If you picked the last answer the most, you’re a Black Lantern
Incidentally, this also means that you’re dead, and that you’re a zombie.


If you like, you can tag other people with this. It's all in good fun.





Things I put at the end of every journal




Funny YouTubian videos (I have made none of these, I just like them)

Funny


Pheonix Wright: Boot to the Head parody - [link]

The Picard Song - [link]

Zim: The moose has failed me! - [link]

The Real Eggman - [link]

Sims 2 "I'm Blue": [link]

The Internet is for Porn: [link]

Star Wars, Leeroy Jenkins: [link]

Brilliant


Star Wars: 10th man down - [link]

Naruto: Poison remix (Groove Coverage) - [link]

Tails and Cosmo: Evertime we Touch - [link]

Tony Blair: Should I stay or should I go? - [link]


People I consider friends, beckon to their greatness!




People I think are good artists that I really don't know that well (Beware though, I know more than I've noticed some give me credit)



Green Lantern Corps. (Club)




Girlfriend



Online Sister



Online Mother



Lord of all things Star Trek



3D Master of Doom




Random person







Hehe! Result of purified boredom



Clubs I'm in:
(I am 'The Earth King' in cartoon obsessions)
(Friend of DAPride)

I am Young Tallest Red in Katevision's Invader Zim crew!

I'm The Earth King in eclipsesokaiba's Avatar crew!

I'm the Planet Irk Control Brain

I'm Agent Albion

I'm the British StormTrooper





I’m sarcastic, I’m cynical, I’m pessimistic, I despise the mass of humanity, and I support ones right to be gay if they choose to be. Strange that of these traits, people only bitch about the last one